The secret life of footballers

Sportsmen across the country wonder what our secret is . Something in the water or what ? maybe its the mud . The map ( of Heytesbury only) shows areas likely to get very messy in the wet , and it does really only show the VERY worst . We breed em tough. The risk of landslides is less now ( time of year and season ) but the same area is one in which they are most likely to occur .